He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
One against whom there was no official complaint,
And all the reports on his conduct agree
That, in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word, he was a saint,
For in everything he did he served the Greater Community.
Except for the War till the day he retired
He worked in a factory and never got fired,
But satisfied his employers, Fudge Motors Inc.
Yet he wasn't a scab or odd in his views,
For his Union reports that he paid his dues,
(Our report on his Union shows it was sound)
And our Social Psychology workers found
That he was popular with his mates and liked a drink.
The Press are convinced that he bought a paper every day
And that his reactions to advertisements were normal in every way.
Policies taken out in his name prove that he was fully insured,
And his Health-card shows he was once in hospital but left it cured.
Both Producers Research and High-Grade Living declare
He was fully sensible to the advantages of the Instalment Plan
And had everything necessary to the Modern Man,
A phonograph, a radio, a car and a frigidaire.
Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
That he held the proper opinions for the time of year;
When there was peace, he was for peace: when there was war, he went.
He was married and added five children to the population,
Which our Eugenist says was the right number for a parent of his
generation.
And our teachers report that he never interfered with their
education.
Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.
And when all is said and done, he probably wasn't quite up to Eliot, who was his main rival, and for whom we acquired Auden from Great Britain. But he did write some great stuff, like the amazing "Stop all the clocks" (used in Four Weddings and a Funeral) and this, about Yeats:
Earth, receive an honoured guest:
William Yeats is laid to rest.
Let the Irish vessel lie
Emptied of its poetry.
In the nightmare of the dark
All the dogs of Europe bark,
And the living nations wait,
Each sequestered in its hate;
Intellectual disgrace
Stares from every human face,
And the seas of pity lie
Locked and frozen in each eye.
Follow, poet, follow right
To the bottom of the night,
With your unconstraining voice
Still persuade us to rejoice;
With the farming of a verse
Make a vineyard of the curse,
Sing of human unsuccess
In a rapture of distress;
In the deserts of the heart
Let the healing fountain start,
In the prison of his days
Teach the free man how to praise.
Also, read here for an outstanding interview that was just re-pubished:
http://www.parisreview.com/media/3970_AUDEN.pdf
Happy birthday!!!
5 comments:
Auden was a 'splendid bugger.'
Do you remember, Patrick, the day we ran into each other at the main Glendale Public Library because we were both there to brush up on our Auden. Great minds easily influenced by Hugh Grant movies think alike.
I don't hold all his work up with those of the Great Greats, but his peaks (such as "Funeral Blues" [Stop all the clocks...]) were just as sublime.
You know, for a poof.
Ha! I love that word "poof"; Jamie uses it jokingly sometimes and, I can't help it, it makes me giggle. You know, as far as derogatory, insensitive, and utterly un-P.C words go, that's a pretty good one.
Just read The Picture of Dorian Grey. Boy, those gays can write! ;)
OK, I'll stop now before I offend your readers and all of Silverlake.
Amy
I try to only use derogatory, insensitive, and utterly un-P.C words that my "poof" friends use on themselves.
WARNING: this approach does not work so well with black friends.
We were both there to brush up on our Auden???? How do you remember these things??!!! So glad you do though!! I liked Dorian Grey too - good one to re-read!
Speaking of poofs and Auden, have you ever read any Isherwood?
'The Berlin Stories' are required, IMHO.
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