Fug!!!

For some reason friday night and Go Fug Yourself work well together:




VALENTINO: I AM THE TANNEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

ANNE HATHAWAY: You are kind of --

VALENTINO: NAY. I AM THE TANNEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED.

ANNE: That might be --

VALENTINO: LIKE A BURNISHED OAK FLOOR, I AM.

ANNE: I do feel a bit --

VALENTINO: YOU LOOK LIKE SKIM MILK IN COMPARISON.