Hermione!!!

I got a chuckle out of this one ("Wizerd" is pretty good). Jamie - you should check out the site where I got it - I think you might dig it!

http://www.the-isb.com/

“But I got a warnin’ to all would-be aurors. You join Gryffindor and you take on a debit, a debit that you owe me personally. Each and every student in my house owes me one hundred Death Eater scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will get me one hundred Death Eater scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Death Eaters.”

“Or you will die tryin’.”